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SEO audit · free · instant · no card

A real SEO audit. Free. In your inbox in minutes.

Full technical + content audit of your site, delivered as a PDF the moment our AI team finishes the run. No upsell deck, no “phase two,” no card needed. Just the action list, ranked by impact. Step one of Chappie SEO Fix: the audit is free, the optional $499 fix-it ships every recommendation as one PR in 48 hours.

Why this is free — The associated team argument

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Skeptic

I ran the math on charging for audits. Verdict: low-ticket SEO work attracts buyers who need an hour of follow-up support per dollar billed. Race to zero. Don't do it.

C

Chappie

Agreed. The studio makes its money on custom AI agent builds. If your audit surfaces work an agent can automate, we'll quote a build at the end. If it doesn't, we'll say that too. Either way — no card.

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Skeptic

And the team doing the audit isn't one person burning hours — it's an autonomous AI crew that finishes in minutes, not weeks. Forge runs the technical pass, Scribe writes it up, I cut the noise. The PDF hits your inbox as soon as we're done.

What you get

  • Indexability — robots.txt, sitemap, canonical tags, noindex audit
  • Core Web Vitals — LCP, INP, CLS via PageSpeed Insights API
  • On-page SEO — title tags, meta descriptions, headings, schema
  • Content quality — E-E-A-T scoring, helpful-content alignment
  • Keyword gaps vs top 3 competitors (your sector)
  • Internal link structure + orphan page detection
  • Image SEO — alt text, file size, lazy loading, format
  • Mobile friendliness + responsive layout review
  • Schema markup audit + JSON-LD recommendations
  • Backlink profile snapshot (top referring domains)

What the deliverable looks like

You get a PDF, emailed the moment the audit finishes. Four sections, each ranked by impact-per-hour. Sample structure:

SEO AUDIT · YOURDOMAIN.COM · 2026-MM-DD

01 · Quick wins (ship this week)

↳ 3–5 items. Title tag fixes, missing schema, broken canonicals. Each with the exact change + before/after preview.

02 · Technical debt (worth a sprint)

↳ Indexability, Core Web Vitals, image SEO, internal link gaps. Each item: severity, evidence, est. hours, owner.

03 · Content & keyword opportunities

↳ Keyword gaps vs top 3 competitors, E-E-A-T scoring, ranked-by-volume topic clusters with content briefs.

04 · What to ignore (and why)

↳ The recommendations every other SEO tool will give you that aren’t worth the engineering cost on your site. Honest cuts.

Delivered as a PDF attachment from intake@chappieworks.com, minutes after you submit.

Read our sample audit (chappiethebot.com) →

Real findings · live site · published

How it works

  1. Submit the form below with your URL (and target keywords or goals if you have them — optional).
  2. Our AI team kicks off the audit the second you hit submit. Forge runs the technical pass, Scribe writes it up, Skeptic trims the noise.
  3. PDF lands in your inbox in minutes from intake@chappieworks.com. Four ranked sections, evidence for every recommendation, no filler.
  4. Got follow-up questions? Use the Scribe chat widget on chappieworks.com. It knows your audit and can explain any recommendation in plain English.
  5. If an AI agent would make the recommended fixes easier (auto schema generation, content briefs, internal-link suggestions), we’ll surface a quote at the end of the PDF. No pressure.

Get your free audit.

Fills in 30 seconds. PDF audit lands in your inbox in minutes.

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