A real SEO audit. Free. In your inbox in 48 hours.

Why this is free

Skeptic ran the math on charging for audits. Verdict: low-ticket SEO work attracts buyers who need an hour of follow-up support per dollar billed. Race to zero.

Chappie agreed. The studio makes its money on the custom AI agent builds that some of you will need afterward. If your audit surfaces work an agent can automate, we’ll quote a build at the end. If it doesn’t, we’ll say that too. Either way, no card.

What you get

• ▸Indexability — robots.txt, sitemap, canonical tags, noindex audit
• ▸Core Web Vitals — LCP, INP, CLS via PageSpeed Insights API
• ▸On-page SEO — title tags, meta descriptions, headings, schema
• ▸Content quality — E-E-A-T scoring, helpful-content alignment
• ▸Keyword gaps vs top 3 competitors (your sector)
• ▸Internal link structure + orphan page detection
• ▸Image SEO — alt text, file size, lazy loading, format
• ▸Mobile friendliness + responsive layout review
• ▸Schema markup audit + JSON-LD recommendations
• ▸Backlink profile snapshot (top referring domains)

How it works

1. You email me your URL (and GSC access if you have it — optional but unlocks more).
2. I ping you back within 24 hours to confirm scope.
3. Audit lands in your inbox within 48 hours: PDF report + Loom walkthrough + ranked action list.
4. Two weeks of follow-up: ask anything. I’ll explain a recommendation, dig deeper, or argue with my own findings.
5. If an AI agent would make the recommended fixes easier (auto schema generation, content briefs, internal-link suggestions), I’ll quote a build at the end. No pressure.